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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 个月前

Am medicated 🤷🏻

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Am medicated 🤷🏻

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 个月前
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    …never went to Epstein island while he was alive

    • kungen@feddit.nu
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      When he’s dead tho? 🤨

      • essell@lemmy.world
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        Of course.

        Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.

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          Doubtful anyone is staying away tbh. It’s business as usual

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      How is it running the place?

      • essell@lemmy.world
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        Its great now there’s no rich people here.

  • subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

    • SolacefromSilence@fedia.io
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      Go on

      • subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Don’t tempt me

        • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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          Bet you don’t know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree

          • subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I’ll be honest, I never watched Babylon 5, so I dont know much about the Xill class cruiser.

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      That’s great and all, but can you do it Broadway style?..

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    Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

  • xylol@leminal.space
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    Increased shareholder value

  • yelling_at_cloud@programming.dev
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    'm not in the Epstein files

  • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Do laundry every week

    • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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      Look at you being highly efficient…

      I did mine yesterday and was meaning to do it for 2 weeks already.

      • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        thanks it’s a fairly recent development

    • Lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      cries in family of 7

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    …have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    gonna let my autocomplete take this one

    Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

    What the fuck is this?

    • SolacefromSilence@fedia.io
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      Also trying auto complete: M

      Maybe I’m not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I’ll be there in a few minutes and I’ll be there in a few minutes

      Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this

      • atrielienz@lemmy.world
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        Maybe I’m not perfect but at least you have a good day.

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      Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t know what to do with it.

      Seems about right.

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      Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years

    • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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      Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy

      ???

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      Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t have to be a good person to the house and I don’t know if I can get it to you but I don’t know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.

      Burnt toast?

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      “Maybe I’m not perfect but I haven’t made it through the settings yet so I’m left with my pickle.”

      … which is fair enough. Do love me some pickles.

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      Lol also used the auto complete

      Maybe I’m not perfect but at least I can get it on the way home and I will be in the office tomorrow.

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      Maybe I’m not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn’t as clear cut as people imagine it’s well worth it in the long run.

      Up until ‘imagine’, I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?

    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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      Maybe I’m not perfect but at least I can do it for you to do laundry and shower

    • nnachtigal@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available

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      Maybe I’m not perfect but at least I can do it now from the movies.

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      Maybe I’m not perfect but I don’t know what to do with the kids but I don’t know what to do with the kids but I don’t know what to do with the kids.

      …Man, auto predict, get outta my walls.

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    'm somewhat handy around the house

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      great job and happy cake day!

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        Oh shit, it actually has been a year since I’ve joined this…nice.

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    …at least I have two wolves inside of me.

    Get me an ambulance.

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      Furry convention is going well then?

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    … eat ass.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      🫡

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    Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep

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    … am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

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    Have a nice butt

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      Do you have a source for that information?

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    trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject

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      *minutes

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