Oh my bad, I’m hard of hearing. Been listening to too many aunts.

Not me, I got to pick my own name as a child. Admittedly, “Small-Weiner Stegosaurus” might have been a regrettable choice.

That person is a liar!! I listen to ants all the time and the only sound they make is smooth jazz.

underrated comment; got a good chuckle

Bold to assume most of them are literate.

Just count to five and you’ll be alright

Damn, so you REALLY weren’t paying attention, huh?

Yeah! I’m gonna go get him a big, fat hamburger! Right from the hamburger store! Get him!

Instructional designers hate Articulate’s Storyline 360

This guy *used to murder. <3

Sounds like they have enough money to start paying taxes. Or are we just gonna do tax-exempt donations to political parties in broad daylight now?