Not fast enough…

The world deserves better than us.

Nah, she’s more likely a witch. Did you see her to face? I mean, just look at her nose!

Come and get me you Cheeto sucking bitch.

Nope. That’s why he’s always drinking.

And 95% or more will most likely go to corporate megafarms and leave the small farms out to dry.

Are you a licensed psychologist? If so, how much do I owe for your expert opinion? Pretty sure my insurance won’t cover your billing so I will need the cash price for your assessment and any required prescriptions. Thanks!

Are you saying that the puppy killer is just an innocent bystander? Why would I be talking about Democrats when this article is strictly about Republican policies and actions? For the most part, both parties are equally guilty and can go eat shit. It’s not completely the fault of the American public that we only have the choice of the lesser of two evils. As long as money rules the world, we are all slaves to the cult wether we like it or not. What do I need to feel guilty about? I vote in every election for the least shitty person available and avoid giving what little money I have to the oligarchs. There is unfortunately only so much one person can do without having Cheeto Jesus’s gestapo knocking on your door right now.

This is untrue. If a Republican were to tell a lie, God would instantly strike them down with rage and vengeance. Kristi is a perfect puppy loving Christian.

Open your wallet!

Hell yeah! Put the lead back in next! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwwwawww!

I can just imagine your face when they get to 15 or 16 when it finally breaks.