Welp, guess he’s not dead after all.
They took only three months to finalize the clone? I’m impressed!
He’s a Chucky Cheese animatronic.
I’m here for all the paid leave jokes
Death, are you sure you don’t need glasses?
Fuck it mate, we’ll pay for your lasik if you want.
He heard a vote about paid sick leave was presented, and so had to come in and vote against.
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Lich McConnell living up to his name.
Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned
Dang, I only spotted your comment after posting the same joke. Here, have an upvote instead.
Finally worked the bugs out of the Mitch Droid, it’s ready for public viewing.
Worth it
My man got the Pelosi treatment.
When everyone wants you to die but your will to spite them is stronger.
Reporters and photographers were told by Senate staff not to take video of his remarks in the second-floor hallway, even though video is often permitted in that area. Still images were allowed.
From the AP article
Something is fucked for sure with this and they are all covering it up
Video would make his unresponsive condition apparent.
He’s being kept alive.
Is he being “weekend at berinied”?
Are we sure it’s not a clone of Mitch, or a ghola perhaps.
“My recovery has been a long and often frustrating process, and the lingering effects of childhood polio haven’t made it any easier,” McConnell said
He’s old enough to have had polio.
He’s like 10 years older than Ruby Bridges, I think. That would have made him old enough to scream at her while she was going into her school building or throw rocks at black people going into soda fountains.
Rumor has it he arrived on Earth on the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
hes older than that, hes the silent generation.
Well. He’s certainly not young enough to have had polio.
But they want to ban vaccines.
