In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Well, the BEST that could happen would be for it to crash into the side of a mountain while both of them are on it. Bonus points if Vance, Johnson, and Stephen Miller are on it too.
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Some Boeing workers could be real American heroes right about now.
Quality Assurance is really over rated. DOGE should cut those fuck faces first for freedom fighters sake.
Boeing, QA… lol
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A real team effort if the air traffic controllers join the effort too
I’m reminded of that one time the entire Polish government was killed in a plane crash in Smolensk.
By royal decree, the children of maintenance workers are to travel in the rear of the aircraft. /s
The worst thing that could happen would be nothing going wrong.
They should just screw the schedule and get on the plane right now
Well, the BEST that could happen would be for it to crash into the side of a mountain while both of them are on it. Bonus points if Vance, Johnson, and Stephen Miller are on it too.
I hear duct tape is good for holding wings on, in a pinch.
You joke, but you have no idea how much speed tape gets used on the average plane…
Ah, is that how they go so fast?
Nah, that’s the red paint all over their insides.
probably repurpose/ reused used spacex, tesla vehicle materials