When Yoda takes his regular centennial shower on Degobah, it’s definitely a very deep thought

and it also depends on your family, personal wealth, inheritance and income bracket … because even with these credentials, it can lead you to higher political office

A wise new saying I heard on a Youtube mechanic’s short reels a while ago …

“If you don’t fuck around … you’ll never find out”

https://youtube.com/shorts/GKPU8lNEAZ4

… and that without knowing it has been the motto of my life when it comes to working on things. I learn on my own (mostly because I was never able to afford higher education) and I just tinker with things and often, I will break things but it serves to help me in the future to figure out what not to do. And other times, it saves a lot of work because it made me realize that some problems aren’t so terrible and that they only needed a simple solution.

… and yet again America just looks over their shoulder, shrugs, calls it another day and keeps scrolling on Tik Tok or whatever social media feed they were looking at.

This is the same shit that happened with big tobacco and it sent lung cancer rates soaring in the 80s and 90s.

The same thing is going to happen this time around … except the lung cancer won’t affect humans … the planet is going to be the one to deal with global lung cancer … and in case you didn’t understand the analogy - WE are the cancer cells … we grow exponentially without regard to our host and continue growing, consuming and generating toxins, even though we know its killing our host.

One of us will either have to die or change … I’m not worried about the earth because she’s been through far worse than us before and survived, so she won’t die and she won’t change because she doesn’t have to, all she has to do is wait … which leaves us -> if we don’t change, then we will die.

Yes it was … but it was often preyed upon by the Philosoraptor

I don’t need to be reminded of how dumb America is

What is the deal with this orange orangutan? The rightwing conservative movement can throw him under the bus and get a new idiot to lead their movement … so why hang the fate of your movement on this moron? Seriously … they could find a younger, stronger more charismatic individual to lead them that would be ten times more dangerous than this aging orange deformed sea lion.

Trump could literally in broad daylight kick them in the balls while looking at them in the eye … and MAGA idiots will still blame the democrats for it.

The problem is that whenever billionaires are about to get hit by a bus … government usually throws a bunch of poor people in front of them to cushion or even stop the bus from hurting anyone with money.

The logo for the community … CIRCLEJERK

lol … sounds a lot like the evangelical preacher with the million dollar private jet who asked his parishers to give more money to buy a second jet because it would save more people

(I remembered this story from a few years ago and thought it was ‘a second jet’ … I was wrong … the preacher was asking for donations to buy his FOURTH JET!!!)

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44305873

Trump isn’t running a country … he’s an evangelical preacher leading a ministry called the United States

The only way to solve this is to assemble an angry mob with torches and threaten to burn the heretic

More like a take from … The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

… but not as funny :(

9/10 for your grandma … Looks like a dual boot setup … a modern fast core system with multiple speed settings on top … and an older OS that is manually operated that can be revealed from underneath (although once the power goes out, you’d have to lose the LEDs)

I got my side arm, my cyanide pills, my classified dossier…

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Oh wait, sorry, I got the wrong song … :(

Last time this happened, the country affected needed electro shock therapy to help them snap out of their delusions.

This past summer I hadn’t been to the cottage for over a month but I had some food left in the fridge. I brought home a can of opened berry jam I had there and I didn’t want it to go to waste. I ate from it three or four times before I noticed the large patch of mold that was growing on the lid and the underside of the top of the inside of the jar. I like saving food because I grew up poor but at the same time, I’m not going to send myself to the hospital to save a bit of jam … I threw the jar away after that.

The stormtrooper is female … she fires, misses and nearly kills the redshirt … reshirt recovers and the stormtrooper is so overwhelmed with grief that they become close friends … after a six month relationship, they get married and a year later have a child … the child turns out to be a half human half wookie … the birth severely complicates their marriage