Steel beams are not gonna melt themselves.

Tell the Lieutenant Commander to double check that.

Since we’re doing copium, my hope for Ukraine is that the industrial-millitary complex wants to keep sending weapons there, so it will find a way.

Doesn’t matter as long as Republicans are #1.

Bakers are people who bake for people who don’t bake for themselves…

You picked the wrong millennium to live in.

That it is. And it’s not just my math that is wrong.

I’ve heard of A-holes and B-holes, but the existence of D-holes and the implied C-holes is news to me.

57 / 17 = 3. That messes up with my brain.

Wait until you learn of 51/17.

Do octopodes even have teeth?

Beware the coming of the World Canadian.

Username checks out.

From wikipedia:

Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.

apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.

The universe is believed to end just a few nanoseconds before a monkey finishes writing Hamlet.

Not sure about amorphous but I wager he meant to say “vicious”.

After delving into quaternions, complex numbers feel simple and intuitive.

Still very charming, though.