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minus-squareDem Bosain@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·19 hours agoOh shit, I’m doomed. Good thing I’m already here. Right? That’s a good thing?
minus-squareshittydwarf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·18 hours agoNarrator: It was not a good thing
minus-squarejimjam5@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoI will never not read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·17 hours agoFuck! . . . We need to start figuring out a way to not shoot that gorilla. NOW!
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·17 hours ago“Apparent time-travel dives in front of gorilla. Billions baffled by unsolved mystery”
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·16 hours ago“Cross-country high speed rail opens tomorrow” . . .
Oh shit, I’m doomed. Good thing I’m already here. Right? That’s a good thing?
Narrator: It was not a good thing
I will never not read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice.
Fuck! . . . We need to start figuring out a way to not shoot that gorilla. NOW!
“Apparent time-travel dives in front of gorilla. Billions baffled by unsolved mystery”
“Cross-country high speed rail opens tomorrow” . . .