i kinda don’t want women to die

i don’t want you to die

republicans think the middle class starts at 100 million dollars

shit man, are we putting climate to the back of the queue again?

hey just curious, do you want to annex any of the successor states if the US dissolves or do you just want to be friends

it’s back up btw

an llm is a cool way to rephrase your own thoughts back at you. it’s pretty useful for brainstorming. or masturbation. i sure hope that’s all anyone uses it for

i was just about to open a microchip factory in des moines, too!

space station 14 (or space station 13 if you’re nasty)

surely this is a joke

so like, Russia vs China proxy war?

or like maybe all the bad guys will have heart attacks and strokes 🥺

the wrong ice is melting and the wrong ice is expanding

brownshirts

haha yeah sorry about that. I plugged in my magic wand that has the 3.7 gigawatt motor

Was there a cardinal who wouldn’t do this?

maybe Trump should say thank you

i hope we velvet divorce

He’s the best at backing down. The biggest and most beautiful backdowns. When he backs down everyone claps.

Do they get $6000 clean if they have a baby and give it to adoption outside the US?