Ok religious people. What other signs does God need to send?
A rainbow appearing in the sky over Dublin on the day that Ireland voted to legalize same-sex marriage? A tornado destroying the house of Rep. Joe Harding, who authored the infamous “Don’t Say Gay” bill in Florida?
I don’t know how much clearer He can get!
Plague of locusts? Blood raining down? Him literally getting struck by lightening?
I would like the later. It would be hilarious.
The mistake you are making is assuming religious people are capable of logic, reasoning, or changing their minds. God himself could appear and tell them they are wrong and they wouldn’t believe it, because their existing beliefs are a forgone conclusion. They did not arrive at them by reason or logic and they will not be moved by reason or logic.
But don’t worry, they’ve already spent tens of millions of dollars just to get to this point before cancelling.
you mean chicken out? or do it another day hoping there won’t be as many protests? or the Chicago mass?
TACO
Sure would be nice if the media would stop just repeating his bullshit at face value.
“celebrating 250 years of the U.S. military…” Fuck off. Trump doesn’t give a shit about the military. He wants a show for himself on his birthday. They should make that perfectly clear each and every time instead of just repeating whatever inane bullshit hillbilly barbie says at the podium.
To be fair, the headline of this article did literally call it a birthday parade.
And then immediately afterwards frame it as the United States 250th birthday. Shenanigans.
Sing it with me folks!
It is things like this that almost makes me feel like there is a god.
He’s just afraid, guys. And chickening out, as usual. Pass the word
T.A.C.O. Trump
Trump Always Chickens Out Trump
If he was nicer, the Democrats could use their weather machine to give him nice weather on his birthday, but he’s been a big meanie lately, so it’s rain for HitlerPig’s birthday.
Praise the chemtrails!
Maybe he ahould ask Bibi if he can have those Jewish Space Lasers burn away the mean thunder clouds.
So the message is our military can’t perform in th3 rain. Is USPS the last great government force?
Well, the last few wars have been in deserts
To be fair they stated they didn’t want to have an audience out in lightning.
Whatever the case, calling off such festivities is what I’d like to happen anyway. His stupid birthday parade not happening would be a good outcome.
In his mind he’s probably worried that the low turnout would be bad press for him.
You know, rather than concern for the safety of the attendees.
Especially since the nationwide and global protests are going to continue regardless
Bets on Donnie forcing it to go ahead anyway?
Nah. Hold it anyway. Maybe we’ll get lucky and the clown prince will catch all his karma at once in the form of a lightning bolt.
Yes, but at the cost of long range visibility and wind, which I guess would only be a problem in certain specific circumstances.
We live in the future.
For 3 grand you can buy a smart scope that does all the trig for you. You tell it where you want to hit. Plug in the weight, barrel length, powder charge, etc. It does the math and gives you a firing solution.
Especially if we get him to fly the ceremonial kite.
I’m sure it may also be due to a lack of anyone joining and the huge protests on horizon. I wonder how pissed the military would be if he does cancel.
Did they end up cancelling it?
They don’t want to work on the weekend any more than you do.
Precious few units will be given leave if it’s canceled. They’ll find something stupid for them to do.
Its time to mop the road during a storm.
Hey is that the first Infrastructure day?
Being all that they can be.
The No Kings protest map is pretty blackened out with dots, they must have told him. Republicans aren’t showing either. It will be a sad, sad North Korean parade in the rain.
Every military parade is a sad display of nonsense, the fact that anyone would think it’s a good idea is like thinking hitler had some innovative ideas about facial hair. dumb.
I’m pissed he ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache, because that’s the only place mine actually grows in. I’m forever doomed to shave my upper lip because of him.
I’m pretty sure Chaplin was pissed about it too.
He sure as shit was!
https://www.charliechaplin.com/en/synopsis/articles/29-The-Great-Dictator-s-Speech
They were also born within a week of eachother. Hitler was a huge Chaplin fan, hence the mustache if I recall correctly.
Absolutely incredible (and hilarious) film.
It also came out in 1940, which, given how cutting the satire was, is pretty fucking ballsy.
That style became popular because you could wear a gas mask with it and it wouldn’t leak.
PO-LEEEECE THAT MOO-STACHE!
Honestly, the mustache is one of the least awful things about him and shouldn’t have caught on as a nazi thing.
But I don’t grow facial hair anyway and personally think neat mustaches look dumb on everyone except tom Lennon, so I don’t really know why I’m standing on a soapbox about it.
Where do you see that red Republicans aren’t showing up?
Maga is a cult now. You have a source?
I think he means the majority of R senators who said they’re busy that day.
Of course, you can’t trust a single word from the mouths of snakes.
Oh… any foot troops will be fucking thrilled! Trust me
Bday parade??? This is exactly the type of ego bs that dictators do. Have a quiet night in with the family you never see you psycho
I hope Mother Nature provides plenty of lightening. In addition, God is not with those who guzzle own the Orange Kool-Aid.
Where are the lasers to control the weather that Biden refused to use to save Florida?
I think democrats control the weather but wildfires are caused by Jewish space lasers? Something like that. I dunno.
They were recently outlawed
Aww, did he lose his magic sharpie?
