Makes sense to me. If you lack the critical thinking skills to see the contradictions in the fairy tales the Bible serves up, you’re likely to miss the fact that the guy paying lip service to ‘Christian values’ is the antithesis to said values.

Do we get to play nightcrawlers?

Sure, picking an individual stock is basically gambling, but investing in index funds is basically betting on the house. And the house always wins.*

*Unless Trump is running it at least.

I would prefer he leaves this plane of existence.

Are you kidding? With what he’s already said and done? Anyone still on the Trump train isn’t going to hop off for that. Most of them probably use it among themselves anyway. His supporters would eat that shit up.

He has neither the warmth nor depth.

Wasn’t that before they bought out Sprint, though?

I hate the fact that you’re probably correct.

Just to be clear, the victim survived the stabbing. Not that that changes the intent of the crime.

I beat both back in the day. I definitely feel like battletoads was the more difficult of the two.

Relevant XKCD.

“This is dangerous to our democracy.”

Going to be?

You have to have a dick to get punched in it.

Aren’t prices supposed to trend downward as technology ages?

Well, using a mobile hotspot will tie the IP address to your phone, so probably not a great idea if your name is listed on the account. Honestly, just use a quality VPN and you’ll be fine with your home connection.

I’ve only played 1-4, but 3 was definitely the best of those.

Agreed. However, I believe it was included in a Humble Choice bundle at one point, so it may not be quite as obscure as what the OP is looking for.

And yet, “did not vote” would have won something like 80% of the last 100 years of elections.

Who knew denigrating women would make them not want to vote for you?