That was a monkey fighting disgrace

If it helps, the image of the little wooden figure and the font of the title made me think this was called The 18" Attic so perhaps consider make the “th” a bit bigger?

You’ve never driven a Cornelius Tahoe?

You never know when they’ll have to take on a Spanish brig again

These guys know the cost of everything and the value of nothing

He is the primary reason why I keep listening to comedians of all kinds regardless of criticism.

I clearly recall my fairly conservative father sneering at a Carlin interview in the late 80s, and twenty-odd years later watching a clip reel and marveling at how many things he said that were borne out.

He’s a big reason why I can’t be mad at comedians - even if I disagree with them - because there is truth in comedy that you sometimes cannot hear amidst the noise of conventional wisdom or cultural trends.

There are few absolutes, so I hold my truths lightly and question them often

I have seven legs s long as you count my arms, ears and dick as legs.

Edit: okay fine, 6 1/3 legs, but I was in the pool!

So take those old Teslas off the shelf

I’ll glue them back together by myself

Oh, you maple syrup monsoon

That was a pun, right as in angle

He’s taking it with him, the deal states it will go to his presidential library when he leaves office

All these Germans

As parallels go, this is right

Isn’t bottom surgery gender affirming care?

Is not bottom surgery gender affirming care?

Is bottom surgery not gender affirming care?

Same idea, grammatically

I’ve heard people saying that hebeas corpus was suspended when the DHS was formed.

I believe the claim was that shuttling suspected terrorists off to Guantanamo Bay was essentially that because US law called for all people to be processed under the law. Is that true?

Yep that’ll work

Protective custody

Yes

Ooh, in that case we still have time to party like it’s 1999

While that might be true, Behold! Two royal bellybuttons!