Obviously everyone farts. I just don’t want it to be acknowledged, in general

Don’t you want me like I want you baby

Appy tappy tap, appy tappy tap

Uh, uhuh uhuh

Must be a regional dialect, where I live it’s used constantly whenever people pay for things that way, like “tap to pay”

Yeah, that. I just didn’t know what they were called

I mean, a fart literally is what it is and sounds like what it sounds like precisely because of the anus having the shape that it has. Can’t really unsee that

If that happens, then that just means you’re that bad at making something taste good. You can’t make something taste better than roadkill squirrel?

Family Guy did everything, that means nothing to me. Didn’t even know about it

Plops are the worst, I wish I didn’t have to hear those. Makes me vividly imagine their poop being squeezed out of their anus

Why would I do that when I am not a dog

I don’t even eat baby food

I can think of nearly nothing that doesn’t smell so close to how it tastes that it makes no difference

Soap, cheese, coffee, vanilla extract, cocoa powder, garlic, chestnuts, hibiscus, cinnamon, dragonfruit, coconut

Yeah, like I said I just hate public bathrooms. My first idea is just a more real world-friendly version of what is both your idea and mine

Actually I like your thicker stall wall idea better, because I’m also autistic! I don’t have sensitivity to music, but car horns and alarms genuinely make my shoulders touch my neck at lightning speed. Being only medium far away from fireworks is the worst too, I fucking hate fireworks

I don’t even want bathroom stalls, I just want separate toilet rooms. Like, just make them out of bricks and add real doors

Only begins to explain everything wrong with the prison system. Everything is designed to make it as cheap and profitable as possible

TIL I am a water cuck

I do go to a work bathroom. That’s actually what forced me to overstay my 15 minute break by a few minutes and subsequently inspired my post

Guy who lives in a weird town where every single hotel/apartment wall is thin enough to hear people have sex: We should really have thicker walls so no one can hear me or others have intimacy

You if you lived there:

If anyone has a problem with other humans making bed noises in a bedroom there’s something wrong with that person

That’s how it sounds

Ok Shaggy

I have traveled there, though I never needed to use the music because there are far less public bathrooms there to begin with!

The bidet is also a huge plus that I would like to add as another thing that we filthy Americans desperately need

No but people will see me. They aren’t blind

If people have to see me walk out of a bathroom stall, I’d rather they not have heard my noises