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minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoYou forgot “We use JIRA so we are agile now. I assigned all tickets so get to work and be done at the end of the week sprint”
minus-squareMadrigal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThe one I like is “we have no fucking idea what we’re trying to build other than a vague problem statement, so start testing already. This is Agile.”
You forgot “We use JIRA so we are agile now. I assigned all tickets so get to work and be done at the end of the
weeksprint”The one I like is “we have no fucking idea what we’re trying to build other than a vague problem statement, so start testing already. This is Agile.”