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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 小时前

This one seems borderline -- what do you guys think?

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This one seems borderline -- what do you guys think?

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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 小时前
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  • mctoasterson@reddthat.com
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    12 小时前

    …and plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      6 小时前

      Someone whisper explain this to me, I don’t get it. Also nobody read this, it’s a secret.

      • underisk@lemmy.ml
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        5 小时前

        Plateaus are tall and flat. High up and flatter. Highest flattery.

        • Victor@lemmy.world
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          2 小时前

          Oh my god. Oh my mf god.

          K thanks. 🫠

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      12 小时前

    • belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 小时前

      Aua

  • emb@lemmy.world
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    12 小时前

    Love how I have no idea which word the 2nd person is changing pronunciation for

    • Natanael@infosec.pub
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      6 小时前

      “it”

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      5 小时前

      Vol-

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      12 小时前

      Vole-canoes obviously.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      12 小时前

      Better be on the safe side and do both 😁

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    13 小时前

    I like it. It was there all the time just like “man’s laughter”, but I never saw it until now.

    • adj@sh.itjust.works
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      Sean Connery: “I’ll take anal bum cover for one thousand…” Alex Trebec: “That’s an album cover.”

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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        10 小时前

        The Penis Mightier for 200 Alex, and if it works, I’ll take a dozshen"

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      12 小时前

      I learned that one from the Liam Neeson Naked Gun movie 😁

  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    14 小时前

    I think it needs to be more accessible. (It’s a good one though)

    Guy 1: “The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes”

    Guy 2: “I’m gonna pronounce it like that now”

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      13 小时前

      Guy 1: "Kay nose?

      Guy 2: “Vol ka news”

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        9 小时前

        Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew?

  • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
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    13 小时前

    The things we use to see should be pronounced ee-yes.

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      6 小时前

      Eh-y-ehz, like in Judy Reyes.

  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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    9 小时前

    More dangerous how? By getting into one, or by casualty numbers?

  • DioMylo@lemmy.world
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    14 小时前

    kaynose?

    • phi0@lemmy.zip
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      14 小时前

      Vol cuh nooz

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