Fantastic.

He also won’t get better. That witch has a lot to answer for.

It’s all because of that damn yoghurt. If it had actually been non-fat we would’ve never heard of this guy.

You maniacs!

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

Collaborate

It’d go bankrupt.

Do you like fight scenes on moving cars?

Life. Don’t talk to me about life.

If his science was sufficiently advanced it would’ve been able to produce an earth-shattering kaboom.

I like swords.

The Earth was created on January 1st, 1970 and will end on January 19th, 2038.

The Doctor barely squeaked through his Time Lord training (I think the quote was “53% on his second try.”)

Which, in turn, keeps the time flies away, thus preserving the space-time continuum.

Cicero

Americans have been trying to eliminate the letter “u” for centuries.

And steps like a goose…

Don’t worry, you’ll be fine as long as you don’t look down!

Mastodon has RSS built-in. Just add “.rss” to the URL to get the RSS feed.

Tandy slapped the TRS-80 label on a lot of things that had nothing to do with the original TRS-80 design. The Color Computer line was marketed under that brand, for instance, despite being a completely different, incompatible architecture.