• teawrecks@sopuli.xyz
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    3 days ago

    Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

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      3 days ago

      Us Canadians can’t wait for Trump to hand over the keys during the CUSMA renegotiations. He’s been on a roll lately. We’ll just make him a trophy or something, and he’ll give us whatever we want in return.

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      3 days ago

      I would also take a hard pounding if I got 300 billion dollars out of it.

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        2 days ago

        I’d take a hard pounding for a burrito and a bottle of nice beer…

        Just kidding, you’ll not need the burrito and beer.