TIL therapists diagnose your sexuality.
*guy walks in the room*
Therapist: *writes GAY in their notebook, underlines it*
“I know it. Your family knows it. DOGS know it!”
I mean yeah, he likes to have dudes suck his dick, but that doesn’t make him gay, the guys sucking him are gay, duh.
Beat the guy afterwards for being a dirty homo. That way nobody will think you’re gay.
it’s okay if you suck a little dick, as long as you don’t kiss him on the lips it’s fine.
I CHOOSE to drink!
And I can stop anytime I want to, I’m telling you! (bawls: I’m straight, I promise you I’m so straight…)
Reminds me of that old post about how someone hated weed because it made them want to suck their friend’s dick
Find me this post please :D
Did someone really post this? In 2024?
yeah, I thought we killed satire years ago!
