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minus-squarepiranhaconda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·21 hours agoThis implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·14 hours agoThis joke is a bit derivative
minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·21 hours agodon’t forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!
minus-squarepiranhaconda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agoPaleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!
minus-squarea14o@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·21 hours agoVelociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoIs that when the humans it ate didn’t have enough fibre?
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 hours agoDon’t forget Speedraptor!
minus-squareadb@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoThere’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.
minus-squarepiranhaconda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·20 hours agoI didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agoIt’s hopped up on so much meth, even it doesn’t have any idea where it went.
This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor
This joke is a bit derivative
don’t forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!
Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!
or the Yomamaisaraptor!
Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor
…+ Constraptor
Is that when the humans it ate didn’t have enough fibre?
Don’t forget Speedraptor!
There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.
I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!
It’s hopped up on so much meth, even it doesn’t have any idea where it went.