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minus-squareeryndalor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up130·2 months ago60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
minus-squarehouseofleft@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·2 months agoTbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 months agoThe IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoI do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.
minus-squareReddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoThere’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
minus-squareReddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoEasily manipulated, but probably that too.
60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
Tbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s
The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
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I do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.
There’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
He’s attracted to them?
Easily manipulated, but probably that too.
Probably