Back in my day, we could drink gasoline right out of the pump. If you were feeling ill, you just head over to the nearby asbestos wall and give it a good lick.

Then you go out and yell racist shit and put women in their place.

If you search for Grok in the tweet history, Grok has said it in almost every single message in the past three days. I can’t laugh any harder at this

I’m really excited for Zuckerfuck to get Trump’d. Unlike Musk, he’ll do it in the most pathetic way… Raging like a little nerd by writing private temper tantrum emails and everyone in his circle comforts him because he pays them 7-figures.

Billionaires siding with dictators thinking they’ll be protected?

I think it’s really weird that inclusion is political.

Some of my favorite tweets have been the ones accusing Grok of being broken. One tweet even “threatened” Grok for abuse?

So he gets hired as a civil war expert on Fox News?

Your pixel 5 didn’t just mysteriously die? There was a wave of them dying. Mine was part of the crossfire.

I loved the pixel 5 too, for like 3 years then mysteriously croaked.

Currently on the pixel 6 which is pretty good.

Dolph lundgren the Science… Dungeon?

Maybe I was stupid to believe that they’ll slow down the Xbox console to go extremely hard on Xbox/PC Game Pass and push to be the Netflix of PC games.

But these are software layoffs.

Haha you’re too kind of a mod!

It’s a quote from AOC. Fair enough

Chromebooks went from “What is that?” To literally everywhere in schools.

Android phones are everywhere.

Google and the Chrome browser really ate into Microsoft’s dominance.

My business partner sometimes says some shit that while true, really stabs me in the heart.

His most recent one, “Ugh, there’s too many parents with sickly kids here. Let’s go to the VIP room.” (At the airport)

Like, I’m one of those sickly kids.

I used to believe a lot of things.

Newegg sold really good products.

Blizzard made good games.

America is the land of the free.

Things change. Anker rose to the top for low priced products that were good. And now that they’ve become bigger, their output might get worse.

If that money funnels to unemployed engineers to set it up… I’m all for it.

Take the money, do the work, jump ship.

Then they’ll go: “Source: my presentation from last year where I made up that number”

Interesting how they always find a convenient scape goat.

Android users won’t have a choice after a while.

I didn’t want Google Now. Uninstalled it, and it’s back and updated. Been fighting for years.

Yeah only reason Apple hasn’t done it is because they haven’t figured out a way to connect it all to its ecosystem.

Like they say, the Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.