https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/

I’d argue security through obscurity was gone by 2000, for anything that can be pinged.

So are they going after the assembly line workers, or the design engineers first?

You’re too old, Mike, pick someone to endorse and stop trying to run.

I know someone exactly like trump, who said the same thing about work he had me spend 3 days working on when it was inconvenient to admit the truth. I do not doubt at all that trump ordered this and threw hegseth under the bus.

The ones dumb enough to be doing that are republicans, it takes a lot to anger a patient person. But woe if you do.

At least offer free healthcare and child birth, that’s $30,000 out of pocket if you’re middle class.

Governors should sign executive orders firing all ICE employees in their states.

The Chinese market has been huge for Hollywood, a reciprocal tariff would really change the budget math.

If people keep using cars as weapons, soon we’ll have to treat them like guns, and not regulate them in any meaningful way.

Shut up and go make Dagwood a sandwich, Blondi.

Placebos in red states sounds the most ethical choice here.

Did you know MS has the Mississippi Emergency Management Agency? I’ve always found it adorable that if you get swept away they’ll send MEMA after you.

Less wind and much more soaking.

In a country full of guns, learn to appreciate laws.

America worst.

“You’ve always been on the side that was one step behind and had to fight to keep up. Don’t you miss it?”

What is he supposed to buy with less than ten million, a smaller yacht? Excuse me, but I thought this was an oligarchy!

The ones you don’t think of, naturally.

This is complicated and something you have to understand the stock market to even imagine. Certain stocks retain value way above what may be considered their value because of the propensity of other people to buy the stock. Tesla is something that falls into the realm of what people will call ‘shit beta,’ which is a stock that only has value because people know that it is volatile and will therefore have value. It’s hard to explain, but think about it as a diamond or a Birkin bag - it’s valuable because people think it’s valuable, way beyond what it’s actually worth. And as long as people think that it’s going to be worth one dollar more than it’s actually worth right now, they’ll buy it. It’s ridiculous, but here we are.