GarfieldYaoi [he/him]

“But you see, capitalists take on a risk…”

: “It’s not corruption if you legalize it!”

Free speech for me but not for thee.

They’ll probably take it as a compliment, but some people are total lumpens that yearn for the mines.

I do not understand how is completely ok with this, does he not know that when this happens…WE have to pay more of porky’s taxes for him? This isn’t just a tax revolt, it’s literally footing the bill to us.

Help, I’m stuck in a boring-ass red state so even some IPAs would be an IMPROVEMENT. Nothing but “Natural Light” here now that Bud Light got cancelled.

Ironically, then they turn around and call us condescending…despite our beliefs boiling down to “you’re not special. No one is.”

This is what boomers unironically believe.

:“Don’t like climate change? Just ascend to godhood and create your own planet, you nosy busybodies need to learn to live and let live! Muh freedumz!”

: “The WEF wants me to own nothing and be happy!”

: “You will own nothing and be happy.”

: “Oh sorry, of course I will own nothing. There is nothing wrong with literally everything being a luxury good. Hell, make me work for free. Porky knows what’s good for all of us!”