There are other Japanese ran and designed font foundries. The US ones have had crazy pricing for a while so I’ve been using maniackers for decades now.

Sometimes you reach in and get a tootsie roll instead

It’s pretty good I just wish it had more ads

The obvious answer is The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Close them anyways and gaslight them when they complain. Tell them to open another ticket and repeat. This is called the Sisyphus method.

I just make stuff up until people realize I’m lying. That usually ends any further contact.

Now I know how to redo my bathroom

Not me cause I chug the whole thing piping hot. Really burns up my mouth but what can you do?

Got footage of their first recruits at boot camp:

Lol optimizing! Yeah I guess they eventually fix their bugs sometimes.

Basically they bought 70% of the shares but they aren’t even the good ones.

Time to start my covert Detroit river crossing business

It’s LA, nobody drives there, they all just sit in traffic.

If you want higher crime pay the criminals better!

He’s lucky there wasn’t salami on it. They are allowed to use lethal force on meatball subs too.

MBAs have destroyed the world. We used to have good paying jobs and affordable rent.

Beware! Detroit is full of lions and they will peck at you with their beak and swoop in to snatch your coney. I recommend every visitor bring an atlatl with them.

Ranchers prefer mustache rides.

If you see a farmer today give em a squeeze