Not only that but my shit talking is unmatched!

I’m going to leave work 1.3ms early

The whole world is terrorized by assholes

My Temu order coming in as expected

It’s like capitalism inside your capitalism

If the stores were smart they would tariff the rice based on the buyers address. Making those weirdos in Sumida-ku pay 145% more will grow the domestic economy and lead to greater prosperity somehow. - Trump 3:16

She probably feels the more involved we are with Israel vs Iran, the less involved we will be with Trump vs Americans. The lady has priorities on who she wants to die first.

That’s cause Pete did an 8-ball and a case of Coors Light™ beforehand

Another idiot that doesn’t bother to research what is actually going on and relying on their goon media to fill them in.

That’s my biggest complaint about RDR2. Almost perfect game except you can’t pet the cougars.

They usually change it back to Cod Liver Oil when they become adults

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I don’t see star trek memes on the schedule, it’s like they don’t even use Lemmy?

“It’s like they speak a different language or something” - Trump (likely)

Hmm, let’s see… I like Trump cause he totally doesn’t smell like shit like people say. He’s also the smartest man in America and not incredibly stupid like his college professors wrote. He’s also as ethical as an oil corporation. His spray tan is a lovely orange and does not make him look cheap, fat and trashy.

It’s the same suit he wore when he was 16 too.

He’s going to tariff tacos next

And that’s what the idiot in chief wants us to go back to.

Well I’ve worked both and there’s a reason people gladly moved into office jobs. Hard to go back to work when a guy you work with has degloved a finger.

Yeah like the ones Mango Mussolini want to bring back. Where you are nothing more than an automaton getting paid per part made.