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It has been forever and I still cannot find a water filter that filters out dihydrogen monoxide--why can't they make one that does this?

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It has been forever and I still cannot find a water filter that filters out dihydrogen monoxide--why can't they make one that does this?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago

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You mean an air pump?

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I guess it all depends.
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  Looking for clean drinking water? No.
  
  Panning for gold? Hell yeah.

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