I would never have guessed!

So, it was never official? They need a bill for this!?!?

I did end up researching Pavlov after posting and whether he had any famous paradoxical discoveries. This joke was copypasta from a submission site I am afraid, lol. They are doctors, a pair of docs.

When Dad tells jokes from the shower…

Some of the cats might be dead due to Shrodinger’s paradox.

They are doctors who have paradoxical theories (pair of docs) but after some research Pavlov’s theory of conditioning is not a paradox so the site I ripped this joke off of may have used the wrong doctor.

I forgot you could do that. I had a habit of making sure I subbed before commenting. Lol.

It both makes sense and doesn’t at the same time but eventually the punchline might ring a bell.

My cats would turn the tree into a carnival attraction, lol.

Getting this joke takes joint effort.

What about a little fountain spritz of lit up water like in that one Simpsons episode?

“FlushMe: Have You Shat Today!?”

“The few, the proud, the aquamarines”

Lol, people bragging about being rich: 👎

Me, content, bragging about being poor: 😁

You’re right they probably don’t say “lol” they probably say ‘RomGPoCaWmAwi’ (rolling on my giant pile of cash, and wiping my ass with it)

Cold showers are refreshing but if they are too cold …

But there are plenty of gifts only for adults

No, the flies know what they’re doing.

‘Only 4 inches’ for being called ‘largest’ lol. I am still jealous of the barnacle.

Maybe this, but the Proverbs explanation is more convincing. Also, I agree he might just be a Breloom fan.

‘When compared to its size’ is important because the length is only 4 inches.