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minus-squareyesman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoBy the time RFK jr. is done, the vegetables will have a warning label for Haber–Bosch nitrogen and MAGA will insist their food be grown on untreated human feces.
minus-squareApeNo1@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·2 months agoIt is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoYeah, but what are electrolytes?
minus-squarecranakis@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoBut why? Do you even know what electrolytes are?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoIt’s… what they use to make Brawndo!
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoMaybe then, shitposting will finally become profitable.
By the time RFK jr. is done, the vegetables will have a warning label for Haber–Bosch nitrogen and MAGA will insist their food be grown on untreated human feces.
It is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.
Yeah, but what are electrolytes?
they’re what plants crave
But what is Brawndo?
It’s got electrolytes!
But why? Do you even know what electrolytes are?
It’s… what they use to make Brawndo!
Maybe then, shitposting will finally become profitable.