I said, “Fine, suit yourself.”
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Seems needle-ss to say that though
Seams so.
Your skills are indeed tailored for these puns
I’m enjoying this thread
These puns are sew good I split a seam laughing.
A tight-knit bundle of jokes for sure
I’m dyeing! Isn’t there some way I can persuede you to stop with the puns?
Agreed. Lets hem it in.
Mine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions.
She couldn’t take it any longer.
I guess your children will grow up in a patchwork family
Mine left because of my brand new noise cancelling headphones.
She mumbled something vague like “you never listen to me”, I didn’t quite hear it tbh.
Mine was because of my obsession to fish.
I said, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
