It’s cause he a bitch and knows he’s gonna get fucking served.

I was thinking the They Might Be Giants song.

Thanks, now I have the song stuck in my head.

That sum has not yet been printed

Right? I’ve known some Becky’s that were alright but I have also met some real Becky’s.

Does this mean I can have a machine gun without all the extra fees now? I’d sure like me a select fire Thompson. Y’know just for the collection.

Potatoes, believe it or not, are also nightshades.

I am getting off on milf island - Riker probably

Those are rookie numbers. Install Linux and pump those numbers up.

Yes.

Next step is coming to terms with no longer owning whatever was in that storage unit.

Ok, I threw up in my mouth a little. That is an abomination.

I’ve seen like 8 Luna moths this year. It’s been a treat.

Good beer, but a little pricey.

No. Reactionary horseshit is all you’ve got coming.

Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!

Wow. I didn’t realize these guys were still putting out videos.

That’s not an unfair portrayal in the southern US.

No, I want a light pickup from the 80s or 90s but with a warranty and a full size bed and no back seat. Y’know, something kinda utilitarian. A fucking Ranger is bigger now than an F-150 was in 2000. An F-150 is a goddamn SUV with a worthless 4 foot bed. What the hell is that good for?

Wow, tell us how indoctrinated you are.