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minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up242arrow-down2·1 day agoThis is what we’re training LLMs on.
minus-squareN0body@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·1 day ago“AI,” what should I do about being constipated? Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.
minus-square✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 hours agoYour rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 day agoThat is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.
minus-square✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-26 hours agoAs a CNA? Your RNs were lazy. They shouldn’t allow CNAs to do digital disimpaction. In some places even RNs aren’t allowed to do it, only providers. Edit: looked it up and it gets so dumb that some MDs will consult surgery to do a digital disimpaction in teaching hospitals, lol.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoEh, they were definitely lazy lol. It wasn’t unusual though. I don’t think I ever saw an RN do one. One nursing home had us doing foleys, and I’ve started IVs and other stuff that was absolutely not supposed to be done by CNAs.
minus-squaredesktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agogood, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.
minus-squareLazaroFilm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·24 hours agoDon’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.
minus-squareWanderer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·1 day agoThank god for that. Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950’s. It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoI mean, we’re only a few years away from some hemingway books being in the public domain. We could have had some LLMs trained on that.
minus-squareNιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-212 hours agoI doth say, that would verily be low-key lit
minus-squareyogurtwrong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down2·1 day agoThankfully it’s being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage
minus-squareWanderer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·19 hours agoThou art wise as thou art beautiful
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 hours agoShall I compare thee to an overstretched rectum? Thou art less loose and more temperate.
minus-squareddplf@szmer.infolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·1 day agoHey Alexa, please examine my rectum
minus-squareBakerBagel@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoWhat you need is a smart pipe
minus-squareLongLive@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agohttps://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ - cleaned link. https://zapier.com/blog/how-to-clean-urls/ https://zapier.com/blog/how-to-clean-urls/
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoCan’t watch the video right now, but I watched the first few seconds on mute, and I think I get the jist. Honestly, I would not be surprised if there is soon (or even already) a fancy ass smart toilet claiming to analyze your health via poops
minus-squareBakerBagel@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoIt takes a twist that you wont see coming at all. It’s definitely worth a watch.
This is what we’re training LLMs on.
“AI,” what should I do about being constipated?
Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.
Your rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse
Be brave and reach in.
That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.
As a CNA? Your RNs were lazy. They shouldn’t allow CNAs to do digital disimpaction. In some places even RNs aren’t allowed to do it, only providers.
Edit: looked it up and it gets so dumb that some MDs will consult surgery to do a digital disimpaction in teaching hospitals, lol.
Eh, they were definitely lazy lol.
It wasn’t unusual though. I don’t think I ever saw an RN do one.
One nursing home had us doing foleys, and I’ve started IVs and other stuff that was absolutely not supposed to be done by CNAs.
good, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.
Don’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.
Thank god for that.
Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950’s.
It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.
I mean, we’re only a few years away from some hemingway books being in the public domain. We could have had some LLMs trained on that.
I doth say, that would verily be low-key lit
Thankfully it’s being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage
Thou art wise as thou art beautiful
Shall I compare thee to an overstretched rectum? Thou art less loose and more temperate.
Hey Alexa, please examine my rectum
What you need is a smart pipe
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ - cleaned link. https://zapier.com/blog/how-to-clean-urls/ https://zapier.com/blog/how-to-clean-urls/
Can’t watch the video right now, but I watched the first few seconds on mute, and I think I get the jist.
Honestly, I would not be surprised if there is soon (or even already) a fancy ass smart toilet claiming to analyze your health via poops
It takes a twist that you wont see coming at all. It’s definitely worth a watch.