Why does that look so much like my brother had a baby with Leonardo DiCaprio? I’m disturbed

If only immigration thought the same. I lost my health insurance this month. I’d kill for Canadian citizenship

I wish :(

Linen! My brother and I tried to find an exception and couldn’t think of one. Lineb is a good one, but I think you have to live in Miami for it to work lol

I think they meant “stop doing that, MAGA” speaking to maga and not you

I always knew there was a reason God didn’t make me a rich man.

But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

¿Por que no los dos?

Pointless AND useless!

I somehow missed the twitter craze by accident. Was active on Myspace and then Facebook, but I always preferred my forums. Once I left all other social media, reddit was all that was left, and now Lemmy. It feels a lot more like what I miss, but still isn’t quite the same

Idk, I’ve noticed a lot of people on Lemmy that tend towards their 40s or 50s

Took me far too long to realize this was a reference to the movie, and not a random philosophy post about the impermanence of life

You know how if you’re reading a headline from the onion and you mistake it for real you’ve “eaten the onion?”

Is there a name for the reverse phenomenon? Where a real headline reflecting actual reality is so ridiculous that you reject it out of hand as satire only to realize it was genuine? Regurgitating the onion? What’s the name for this?

I did Nazi that joke coming…

I’ve never been! I always assumed it would be kinda trash, to be honest. I grew up coastal, and our aquariums were awesome. I’ll have to check them out if a Floridian thinks a mountain aquarium is worth the visit. Haha

Yes! Honestly, I love the cold. If it weren’t for the fact that my favorite pass times are swimming and gardening, I’d so happily move somewhere that’s cold all year round. I love bundling up, I love the extra pockets that jackets give me. I love scarfs and the crochet beanies my mom made me when she was still here, and it doesn’t hurt that it’s the only time I think I look decent when I dress like that.

But my GOD the heat stroke when you walk in a store in January. It’s awful

Thank you!

Honestly, would you mind DMing some of the better sites you’ve found?

I had fully forgotten the phrase “you’ll tie up the phone line!” And I just had a nam style flashback of sneaking internet time during the day when my mom was at work, and praying that no one tried to call

Yeah… I’m a big proponent. I grew up in a city where biking wasn’t standard, but could be done. I biked a lot back then. But when I say it is definitively unsafe here, I mean it. It would be a death sentence to try to bike here outside of the local state park