HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · edit-25 months agoTrump says "in 4 years you won't have to vote" if people vote for him now youtu.beexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down112file-text
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minus-squarebreadsmasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·5 months agoMaybe he means they’re all going to be raptured. Again
minus-squareThe25002@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·5 months agoHey man, the rapture did happen. It’s just nobody made the cut.
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·5 months agoThat’s a joke I’ve been making for years… the Rapture happened in 1988. The only worthy person was an elderly grandmother living in New Jersey and nobody else noticed.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoHer grandson Dave would have if he’d bothered to call once in a while - Final earthly thought of Ethel Miller
minus-squareOmega_Man@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoImagine being born after the rapture. Damn.
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·5 months agoOh cool when’s the end of the world happening this time?
minus-squareN1ghtstalk3r@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoHe IS the Chosen One after all, he would know right? /s
Maybe he means they’re all going to be raptured. Again
Hey man, the rapture did happen. It’s just nobody made the cut.
That’s a joke I’ve been making for years… the Rapture happened in 1988. The only worthy person was an elderly grandmother living in New Jersey and nobody else noticed.
Her grandson Dave would have if he’d bothered to call once in a while - Final earthly thought of Ethel Miller
Imagine being born after the rapture. Damn.
Oh cool when’s the end of the world happening this time?
He IS the Chosen One after all, he would know right? /s