Just don’t release this on mobile. Please. For my sake.

Pineapples dissolve your mouth. Anything with capsaicin is non verbally asking you not to eat it.

Abortion protections passed in several red states. If everyone votes, you might catch em sleeping.

Dead, Dead, and Eddie

What a fucking disaster. He acts like someone who has this election on lock.

As an outsider. There are too many of these to keep track of.

But they control the house… You know the body that counts the electoral votes.

Well that’s terrifying. The only peaceful way to stop this according to the author:

The best way to prevent this from happening is to widely publicize their scheme so public opinion will become so intense that they fear the consequences.

JD Vance will be whatevet he’s told to be.

But not to completion.

Imagine being born after the rapture. Damn.

Maybe some sort of Fugitive Women Act? There is precedence for these types of acts in this country …

Well good! Finally tankies contribute something of value.

Nah, you gotta play it like you’re also into couches. Something like

Get a load of the curves on this bad bitch.

I’m afraid you have me at a disadvantage, I don’t recall our conversation. My opinion has definitely changed on this topic though. I’m glad he dropped out.

Yeah that’s why he dropped out. The tankies lol

It’s gotta suck living life this cynical.

Holy shit, Obama’s middle name is Hussein!? This changes everything. I’m voting Trump now!

/s

I heard she’s a lion camel.

So the argument is that Joe should stay the candidate because he is so senile he didn’t know he dropped out of the race?