• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    “Vote for me!”

    “Why?”

    “QUICK!!! DEMOCRACY IS UNDER ATTACK!!!”

    “What??? OH SHIT!!! What do we do???”

    “VOTE FOR ME!!! QUICK!!!”

    “AAAAAHHHHH!!!”

    vote

    “Now what?”

    “We wait until the results are certified. And hope we’re not speaking russian in a year.”