Probably people like my sister who has no idea how much is in the bank, and has no idea how to check.

Yeeeeaaaaah. Kids today are just too busy with their skibidi toilet, and their school shooting drills. We didn’t have either of those things when I was a kid. You know what we had??? Jurassic Park! And Jurassic Park is awesome!

Remember when Toys R Us had a giant stack of these, being sold for like $5 each? I think Dreamcast was either already out, or just around the corner. And I said “That game looks cool. Too bad I’ll never get to play it…”

views america

Yep. That tracks.

Jerking off Bill Clinton in one hand, Putin in the other.

Ok…but what happens when a squatter has a gun?

When reddit first started, it almost failed because there was no content.

So what they did was had staff members post, and reply to each other. They made sure to reply to any actual new people. And then they did this from hundreds of automated accounts.

They simulated activity to promote actual real activity.

I know everyone will disagree with me, but I’d say DON’T flag them as bots. If the bots fool humans, and cause growth of the fediverse/lemmy? Great. In time you can turn off the bots. But only once actual humans are here.

Something like 173 million users.

A bowl is most usefull when it is empty serving your personal data to our overlords, the corporations.

That is an important step, yes.

However another important step is that the default distro needs to basically not even highlight that terminal exists.

If you’re trying to learn how to use linux, and step 1 of the tutorial is “open terminal”, you will lose 97% of your new install base. Then headlines will flood that linux machines are being returned in high numbers.

As much as you guys hate to hear this, the first experience for a new linux user needs to be intuitive. Before they even turn the machine on, they have to know how to use this software. Not because they are experts, but because the space and experience guides itself.

Then as you learn, you can customize a bit more, and from there linux can become a rabbit hole. But the point is, let the individual user control the depths which they dive. Because I suspect 90%+ won’t even change the desktop background. And thats ok.

Make it easy for the dummies, but then you individually can tinker if you want to. And it’s linux, so…ya know. Go nuts. But some people don’t want to do all that tinkering. That vanilla experience is what gets remembered to represent that OS. Even if you customized it and experienced it very differently.

Found the guy whos 6 year old somehow spent $900 on their credit card in minecraft

He might be. I don’t know. I haven’t read them.

But if he IS in there, that’s not the gotcha moment they think it is.

Trump is in the files.

throws trump in the fire

Fuck trump.

Now, if Clinton is in there too as a guilty party?

throws clinton in the fire

Fuck clinton.

Any other questions?

I can almost hear that in Tina Belchers voice.

Difference is, Tina would NEVER defend pedophilia.

Technically 800 IS numerous! It certainly isn’t singular…

Good lord…I am not looking forward to being called a woke libtard for my refusal to rape kids…

“You’re asking ME for my opinion? I don’t know! Fox news hasn’t told me what to think yet! You know I don’t do that on my own…”

We’re still hearing about hunter bidens laptop. I’m surprised they finally shut up about Obamas tan suit.

The internet foesn’t forget, but half the country refuse to believe anything not told to them by fox news. Thats how they know what their opinions are.

I hate how everyone treats Budh like a jolly lovable old grandpa.

And not…you know…A FUCKING WARMONGER!!!

I don’t know man…with all the shrinkflation, full size snickers are almost what halloween size was when I was a kid. And costs 6x what full size bars used to.