You’re not.

I have no proof, but you’re not wrong.

That can’t be true. We all know trump can’t count. He’s bankrupted THREE casinos! HOW THE FUCK CAN HE NOT MANAGE A CASINO, BUT CAN RIG AN AMERICAN ELECTION???

It’s painful, and making me captain aggravated!

No, don’t. Everyone should leave.

You think fascists are still going to allow voting?

I demand Pikmin 8!

That’s the sign of a bad actor. It’s like reverse type casting.

Same way you watch 1989 Batman, and you see Jack Nicholas in face paint.

No no no. Jack Black played Bowser.

OBVIOUSLY they cast Weird Al Yankovich.

Twilight Princess…20 years ago…

No. That can’t be right…

checks calander

…father time, you dick!

I don’t know who Hunter Schafer is, but how about Hunter Biden as Zelda? Or Hunter Hearst Helmsly as Zelda?

Or you can go the easy route and pick Zelda Williams as Zelda…who does a lot of impressions of Genie from Alladin for NO REASON!!!

You ain’t never gonna have a friend like me!

I just want Yoko Ono to play Navi, and yell HEY!!! LISTEN!!!

Well EXCUUUUUUUSE ME! Princess…

Well then they’ll know where all the children are…so they can go find and rape them.

Never heard of this guy. But let me see if I have the basic jist of the story just from context of the headline, and that photo.

I’m going to guess he’s some 19 year old, who feels he owns the world. He feels he’s the main character, and totally untouchable.

So he goes off to these foreign countries, acts like an ass, and now he’s shocked to find out that other countries ALSO have rules, and laws, and also think he’s an asshole breaking their laws.

So basically this story’s TLDR, if I have everything right is basically:

FAFO

Sooooooo, do people not remember the dot com bubble burst? Yes the internet still exists, but the companies that led the burst aren’t.

Remember the pet food commercial with the sock puppet?

Or the super hero who was obviously superman, but for legal reasons wasn’t superman who saved you money from travel by sticking you on his back and flying you places?

Yeeeaaaahhhh…those don’t exist anymore.

Hell, even the big names like Juno and Compuserve are gone. Is AOL even still a company? ICQ is dead. Yahoo still exists, but only because they got bought by Verizon. Altavista, Ask Jeeves are both gone.

So yeah, some companies will survive the AI bubble, just as Google survived the dot com bubble. But the majority of the big names from 1998 do not exist post 2002.

Do these countless companies NOT see this?

…now see, you SAY funny. I think we have a difference of opinions on humor. You know what I find funny? You ever see that old video from the 90s of Donald Duck slumped down in his chair, getting a handjob from Daisey duck? And he can’t handle it. He’s all like “Ooooooweeeeee!!! Oh my gaaawwwwddddddd!!! Playin wit ma balls! Playin wit ma balls!!! Oooooooh!!!”

And then he just cums EVERYWHERE, and it’s all drippy on Daiseys face. She’s just kneeling there, with a shocked look on her face, and Donald says “I’ll go get you a towel!”

I found that funny. Not so much national corruption, bribery, and internet security fraud.

I bought a PS5 a few years ago specifically for GTA VI. I’ve already decided between price hikes, and general trends, that I’m NOT buying that game. Not even just for single player.

Because I’ve already been told that single player will be a non-profitable after thought that barely exists.

Welp. Fuck that shit.

GTA when I watched how GTA:V shifted from a single player game to a multiplayer online service.

Preview of this community in 20 years:

"The previous owner of this condo screwed a spice rack into the studs. Now I can’t remove my broken refridgerator…

Screw it