Napster was audio only. Did you mean limewire, or kazaa, or one of the many napster clones that came after?

I think pancakes COULD kill you. You just need enough of them. Like imagine 2 tons of pancakes fell from the sky, and right onto you.

I will have a taco!

I mean…by that logic their ramblings make sense. Porn to them is child porn. So if all porn is child porn (in their minds) then blocking access to porn isn’t a bad idea.

The whole thing falls apart however if they were to realize that most people DO look at porn, but most people DON’T look at child porn.

I watch porn most days. I’ve never in my life had any desire to restrict others ability to watch porn.

But then again, porn for me is a woman fucking a dude in the ass, or 4 women standing around another woman who’s tied up and they’re tickling her until she screams bloody murder.

You know. Normal shit. Harmless shit. Fill in the blank of your own kinks, but at no point do kids come into play in my mind.

If I equated “porn” to “child porn” then yeah, I’d be trying to pass those laws too. But that says more about the way they think than anything.

Especially when you consider that schools are one of the most common places for public shootings, but you don’t see them racing out to pass common sense gun reform laws.

It’s such a hard problem to tackle, when you’re self defeating in your attempts. No other country has this issue.

drop a copy of bad babysitters 5 in every DVD player in best buy

Soooooo, 0 dvd players? Best Buy stopped carrying physical media years ago.

??? How am I blaming her? Am I misunderstanding you?

Well, that actually doesn’t seem unreasonable.

“Please stop photographing my private property.”

Pictures of property go in newspapers instead

I mean…she has a point…

“I suspect the biggest challenge will be terminal.”

Ha ha ha

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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…yes. That is correct.

Natural selection has been removed. Now republicans are trying to reintroduce it.

They’ll (mainly) be the ones affected. I say let it happen.

Then again, I don’t like most people.

This quote has me worried for what comes next. And has since the election.

Although I remember hearing it closer to October when they had the debates.

It sounds fun on paper, but all we’d be left with is jocks running the government.

I agree we have a shit government now, but that wouldn’t be an improvement. It would be an equally stupid government.

“I would, but, my dog ate them.”

“Sir, you don’t have a dog?”

“I had to show the dog who’s boss! I ate the dog! I’M EATING THE CATS AND DOGS!!!”

That’s what YOU think! I eat MY cereal using my fists! Straight from the box! I go in dry!

Someone check the couches for DNA!

Ya know…from that perspective? Mans got a point!

Are we sure it wasn’t one of the 34x he was convicted?

Don’t forget the part where he’s a pedophile! Most people look down on that.

He looks different than I remember…can’t put my finger on it though…

Thats the spirit!

:O