Bop it!

I thought women said size doesn’t matter? Hmmmm…

…how?

God I hope my adbock holds up…

If this searches all of peertube, then it needs to be the default search on every peertube page.

I feel so bad for peertube. It’s such a great idea, but until it has a full platform wide search options, and regular content producers in areas OTHER than technology, it will never catch on.

I’ll just play Sims 1.

The fight will never be over. Thats the problem. It’s not meant to ever end. It’s only meant to give us the illusion of choice so we can put power in someones hands.

Thats my issue with politics. Every issue is bait, and everybody plays with the issues.

Meanwhile, the outcomes affect real people.

And not just THIS issue. This is every issue. It’s all just a series of “how can I frame this to benefit me…”

And that’s all politics has ever been. Even back in the slavery days. People praise Lincoln for ending slavery. People like to remember him as being snti-slavery. He wasn’t. He was trying to work both sides, and it happened to benefit him to end slavery.

Just the same today with domens health/abortions, the economy, education, and any other big issue you can think of. If it benefits a politician to take a side, they will. The right thing to do would be to allow Ukraine to use our best weapons, and strike deep within russia. But that doesn’t benefit America to end the war. Instead, it benefits America to drain russia for generations of all military, vehicles, equipment, and ability to recover. It benefits America to send a message to China to not fuck around.

What benefits America and what is the right thing to do are rarely the same.

If Harris wins, is Project 2025 sidelined?

I REALLY hope Taylor Swift finds some legal way to sue him for threatening to forcibly impregnate her against her will.

Yes.

Bring back Netscape!

Even if it wasn’t, I can’t imagine need a THOUSAND bottles of lube…

And just like in Starfox64, Slippy is now saying “WHOA!!! HELP ME!!!”

But everyone just sees the cry as annoying, and ignores it.

DO A BARREL ROLL!!! (sorry, I had to!)

How dry is his dick??? God damn!

looks at your name

Uh-oh. Guys. I think he’s going to steal someones baby instead of making one himself…

No no no. You’re supposed to dice the onions. Then make a paste out of it, and then deep fry the paste. Thats how burger king does it. Everybody loves burger king onion rings!

…except my mom. She says they don’t taste like onions. I mean they don’t, but thats why they taste good.

I see you haven’t met me. I will walk to the refridgerator, grab a bottle of lemonaide, grab a single sock, and grab a hot wheels car. Then I’ll go back to my seat with these items, and ask nobody at all “Wait…why the hell did I grab these things?”

I don’t do things because I want to, or need to, or even because it makes any logical sense.

I just do things. I have no idea what I’m doing half the time.

Hey, are you going to eat that ghost?

I’ve said before and I’ll say again. I would use the option on amazon for shipping that says “let your employees pee”. I get my package 2-3 days later. Oh well. I don’t give a shit. I’d rather normalize companies treating people like people. And if I get my limited edition pez dispenser 3 days later, so be it.

Not like it’s an oxygen tank.