But before [the deputy] could get very far with his explanation, Ms. Thomas held up her right arm. There was no phone in it. There had never been a phone in it because she has no right hand.

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    3 months ago

    I always wondered how these guys make it through life.

    I understand its a position of authority and an air of confidence is necessary at all times, but gods damned dude

    “You had a phone in your right hand”

    shows a complete lack of a right hand

    “…You sure you don’t have a hand?”

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      3 months ago

      As someone who won’t read the article, as I don’t feel like dealing with NY Times website bullshit, is that how it went down? Or is that satire?