Result of the investigation: great revenue stream, keep on! Also, nice idea to create plausible deniability through “affair”.
Who would’ve thought a country run by Pooh Bear would be so skilled at using honeypots.
A bit off topic, but does anyone else hate this fake structure that some articles have? Here it’s these “headings” printed bold.
Why it matters:
Driving the news:
Meanwhile:
Zoom out:
Flashback:
What they’re saying:Ai ai ai
So. Fucking. Much.
So much is paywalled now that I haven’t read enough articles to even notice that format.
APNews and Al Jazeera
Seems super common in reporting as well, I am noting it with basically every NPR news story these days. LLM’s love outputting this format as well. Almost the same thing that is happening with most media, people are so unfocused that you have to repeat things 20 different ways for them to remember, and the lack of actual journalism means they need to fill time with the ‘big stories’.
Guess he got…
sunglasses
Huang out to dry.
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Shut up wisley?
Makes me wonder if this gonna change GPU prices because ever since they started pandering to the crypto and AIslop crowd their fucking GPUs became out of reach to all but those with fuck-you money.
Huang’s wang burst the AI bubble
I hope he didn’t have a prenup
I wonder separately if he is in the Epstein files. He’s not ivy league, he and a bunch of these pricks like microsoft’s guy went to the same Indian University or something. And idk if he was big time enough for epstein to bother with when they were running that honeypot.
Still, I wonder though.
If AI is so great, he could have avoided all this drama by just getting an AI mistress. What’s up with that Huang?
OOOoooOOO, Jensen Huang-san.
That jacket got him laid.
He also has a really nice oven.
He probably thought his shitty jacket was the reason he was getting pussy.
That and the fact that he’s a billionaire.
That’s the joke.
The joke is that it was a Chinese spy. 🙃
The joke is Jensen Huang
Because he is a billionaire and CEO.
Because he can send sanctioned GPUs to China. His personal wealth has little to do with it.
Just an affair? C’mon headline, it’s not every day we find out a billionaire and CEO has fallen for a foreign honeypot espionage operation
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Its like 1 day when Trump idiocracy isn’t dominating the news. Since he needs constant attention, I’m sure there is a tweet building…
“Honeypot operation” but it is selling billions in dollars of graphics cards
So five 5090s?
4 5090s next January 🤨
now he finally can really get into trump’s inner circle…
he was already a billionaire dude. you think he started off fucking employed adults?
She isn’t a child, but a Chinese spy. Though I’m sure he’s already plenty experienced in that area, too.
Though I’m sure he’s already plenty experienced in that area, too.
Like Mao Zedong.
Are you really going to keep that jacket on in bed?
Yes.
We all have stories about how he fucked us.
Love it when bad people have bad days 😆
