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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

A great fall ..

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A great fall ..

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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago
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    10 days ago

    Next one should be a king with his men, begging him to come back to work.

  • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml
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    9 days ago

    Nowhere in the poem does it say he’s an egg.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/12

      From what I could find, this is when he started questioning his gender.

    • Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world
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      His name is humpty dumpty. Thats a fantastic egg name.

      Thats all the evidence i need.

    • BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone
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      IIRC the original idea of Humpty Dumpty was a cannon on a wall that fell and broke apart.

      • Inucune@lemmy.world
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        If I follow the story, the king invested in the army (horses and men) rather than infrastructure repairs leading to the loss of the cannon.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      It should have been Humpty Numpty

  • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Humpty living my best life.

  • I'm Hiding 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
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    It’s called Autumn

    • 64bithero@lemmy.worldOP
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      Stop trying to egg people on. Let a joke be a yoke …

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