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db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

It's just a matter of perspective

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It's just a matter of perspective

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    My government makes offside backups of my phone data constantly. The problem is they do not give it back when I need them.

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      Make a request per the GDPR.

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    If it’s a leak, we call it an unsanctioned opensourcing.

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      Someone pedantic: It’s source-available, because it doesn’t grant the necessary freedoms to e.g. redistribute and modify the code.

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        Not with that attitude

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        deleted by creator

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      “Rapid unscheduled outsourcing”

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      Rockstar be like

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    Who breached Data?

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      It’s pronounced “Data”.

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        I know that’s a quote, but I’m Australian and we say data like Data.

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        Ahaha at :05 should be GIF’d

        Troi shot first

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      “fully functional”

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    Gonna replace “surprise” with “emergent” and put this on a slide.

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    I prefer “super-availability”.

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    Not gonna lie, Data breach sounds like a violation of one of Geordi’s crewmates.

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    Just like a bug could be considered an “undocumented feature”.

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    Data breaches are just what a specific commander wears on his legs.

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    lolllll 🤣

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    It was a backup all along

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