My man here got whooshed. Pretty sure these are not real cookies.
You mean to say you’ve never enjoyed a Bust-O’s by Gonad Vortex?!
Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff
My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.
Well it’s no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?
It’s either that or your grandma’s biscuits that help her poop.
P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!11!!!
Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.
I lost it at “video game boss” but honestly you’re spot on with all of these.