Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.
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Something like that happened to me yesterday. I reviewed one PR, then some Important Guy came in and said:
- it is nice you reviewed my work, but we need to push this to production right now.
- just fix these things, I described you how. Just copy/paste these snippets
- these are cosmetics, I don’t care
- “cosmetics”, huh? Your shit may just crash
- gfy and push this to production right now
- well, ok
Of course, lack of these “cosmetics” caused crash in production. It’s my fault of course.
Stop transfering people from sales to engineering!
But Elon’s annoying!
Test it? Meh. Just ship it.
Nothing improves morale like the on-call having to unfuck production for the third time that hour because mUh VeLoCiTy decided code review and testing in CI was too slow.
Techbros are fucking cultists.
