Our father… great guy. The best guy really. And he says the same about me. I hear it from people close to him all the time, he says ‘Donald Trump, great guy, not like Biden’… And he lives in the sky, can you believe that? Right up there, with the planes… The great American planes… Boeing. And you know where they’re made? I’ll tell you where they’re not made… China
Trump couldn’t recite the first 5 words of the Lord’s Prayer without a prompter.
I’m not sure he could do it with a teleprompter.
Or something like that anyway
Thank you.
I was going “our father who art… my father’s name wasn’t Art…” and it just wasn’t working.
…without erupting in flames!
I’d love to see him try. He’d be off script within the first 10 seconds.
He’d have to “weave” into the parts that Putin, Obama, and Hannibal play part in the prayer
He’s not a professed catholic. I’m sorry, he’s a piece of shit, but Christians don’t know this like Catholics do.
Catholics… ARE Christians. The original, some would argue.
Catholicism is derived from one of the few original Christian traditions that survived.
And the Greek Orthodox church has as much claim to that lineage.
One could argue that the Nestorians, the Copts and/or the Ethiopian church might be closer to the original.
Our Father, which art…
…uh…
…which art should we cut funding for next?