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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report

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New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report

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New Reality Show That Sees Immigrants Compete for Citizenship Being Developed by Trump Admin
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is developing a reality TV series where immigrants will compete for a chance to earn U.S. citizenship.
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    The Running Man.

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      It’ll be funny and poetic until we all get to watch a contestant die for the first time during a prime time live event … and the crowd roars and the ratings go through the roof as everyone realizes … the gladiatorial games to the death have returned … and this time we can stream it!!!

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        Bread and circuses.

        The United States is dying

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          Why does my bread keep going up in price then?

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            If bread’s too expensive you can always eat cake.

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        Trumpflix, but that show is pay per view with the premium plus $199 a month plan. $399 pay per view of course.

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          The other show available is a live feed of the torture at gitmo and El Salvador

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          I’d pirate it and not watch it just on principle

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        We have the Millionaire CTE Scramble already.

        You know. Football. Handegg.

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      Ew, but yes.

      Ew.

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