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jerryh100@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Marco Rubio humiliated by tiny red carpet rolled out as he lands in Canada for G7

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Marco Rubio humiliated by tiny red carpet rolled out as he lands in Canada for G7

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jerryh100@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Marco Rubio greeted by tiny red carpet rolled out as he lands in Canada for G7
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U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio is in Quebec, Canada, for two days of talks with the top diplomats of Britain, Canada, France, Germany, Italy and Japan - all of whom have been angered by the new American president's policies
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    Aw yeah. That’s the stuff.

    • sloppychops@lemmy.ca
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      Trumps face if you flattened it with a steamroller.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      I still think it’s a brave move trying to blend in with the couch in the same room as JD Vance.

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        Based on his imposter act later in which he asked other people for thanks, I think he’s just Copy of JD, but dumber

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          Yeah, it’s like the copy of the copy from multiplicity.

      • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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        in the same room on the same couch as JD Vance.

        Fixed that for you.

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        Its the bravest move I’ve ever seen from any republican. Although its possible being mistaken for the couch is exactly what Rubio wanted.

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    Everyone should start using tiny red mats like you’d see in a kitchen or bathroom.

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      With “Gnome Sweet Gnome” on it.

      Then we start calling Rubio Gnome of State and variations. Just mock him mercilessly.

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        And put something slick under it so they slip

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        i like gnomes tho

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    Well played, Canada!

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    .

    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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      I like that it leads directly into a puddle.

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    Removed by mod

  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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    Proportional for Little Marco

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    Roll out the red bath towel. He’s not important enough for the beach towel

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      A bright pink facecloth?

      • earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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        A hand towel that a dog with an enlarged prostate pissed on.

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    deleted by creator

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    Removed by mod

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    Is this abnormal? Are there images of other people getting normal-sized red carpets?

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      If I had to guess, I’d say that others wouldn’t have gotten a red carpet at all. It doesn’t exactly serve a function, and I’ve never heard of anyone receiving one.

      After looking it up, though, it appears that “Heads of State” use them on “ceremonial and formal occasions”. Wiki link here.

      Edit: Barack Obama was photographed with a large red carpet going down the length of Air Force One’s stairs. The one for Rubio is miniscule in comparison.

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        It’s sized proportionally to the hand size of the commander in chief at the time.

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          Or some other body part…

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            Well, then it should just be a very small mushroom-shaped carpet

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        The details on that picture say that it’s at Andrews Air Force Base, so it’s the US military providing the US president with a red carpet / staircase.

        Alamy has a bunch of photos of John Kerry travelling by airplane and while sometimes there’s a red carpet or a red staircase, other times there’s nothing.

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    this is the craziest timeline

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    What’s the problem, it seems to be appropriately sized for Little Marco

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    Should have stayed in Never-Never-Land, Rubio!

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    This admin is trying to destroy comedy

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