Sadly your papers won’t. You should demand that they be removed from the database.

Fuck TurnItIn; they make their money off your papers.

Seriously. They don’t digitize books or magazines; they only have a database because (college) kids are forced to participate.

DM me and I’ll sell you my gen 1.

Check out ONLYOFFICE for what a UI should look like.

Surely you can’t be serious.

Appliances.

There’s a lot of bars/restaurants that do.

Seconded; it’s why I put a removable white label over the barcode on the back of my license.

Then we’re back to FTP sites and fServes.

The way the elders of the internet intended; by crudely pasting their heads on top of someone else body.

Primitive the profits, socialize the losses.

Yes

Use a VPN; don’t open up SSH to the internet.

It is life changing once you get it running.

Yep. You can also use the sun’s position in the sky as well; I had one of the AIs write up the YAML.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

These are voluntary surveillance devices.

Like Alexa and Ring and Android and… (and others I can’t think of right now)