His kids are probably waiting in the wings expecting to be future candidates.

Geez where’s your sense of humour today? 😁

Him and musk for sure.

Our universe is but one Pringle in a can.

Wouldn’t it be bizarre and ironic if the universe is shaped exactly like a Pringle?

His salary increase must be inversely proportional to the quality increase in Windows 11.

They want to invent higher polling numbers so that when/if Trump loses, they can point at the polls as proof the election is rigged against him.

Why didn’t they give him the job where he has to stand outside on a street corner, holding a big sign advertising the latest deal at the McDs? That would have been gold.

Not women, republicans need them to cook, clean and produce children.

It’s probably because he can’t subtract his age from 80.

Good grief. Please can we build a wall along the Canada-US border?

Worth a read, no idea how legit this info is - https://calibercorner.com/trump-watches-caliber-tx07/.

I don’t know if it’s my cynical eyes, but the side by side image comparison is… striking. The parts in Trump’s watch look much cheaper, and there seem to be fewer mechanical pieces. I know nothing about watches so I have no idea if I’m making sense or taking out of where the sun don’t shine.

Yet somehow he was president. Bizarre.

He’ll start a GoFundMe for himself faster than Usain Bolt can leave his starting blocks. And sadly his sucker cult will give him money.

The android version has had this for a while.

Ah so how many Russian political visitors has Trump had to his place? Hmmm

I’d love to know what brand these really are or who made them. Made in china or Mexico?

“Softer”? Management/executive speak for “we released a crap product”.

They could have a cage fight to work it out. I know who my money is on.

You beat me to it 😀