That’s AlbertaTech. She does comedy skits on youtube/tiktok related to the tech world. She’s really bright and funny, I would assume she’s doing that for the bit.

yes

To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.

A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

Your brain is too busy worrying about the pain in your guts to worry about the pain in your back

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

Sorry, for security issues, we can’t let you know what you’re doing

“Many of the wider group did not want to be here with journalists; I’m told they include law enforcement officers and federal agents.”

BY GAWD

I AM SHOOKETH

@[email protected] I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU

You stupid monkey!

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

True. The start of the 1900s was no time for messin’ around and making babies. We had to go work in the mines

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fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

I mean, yeah

those fools forgot about lays 😎