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I’ve long held that the next ones built need to have a sign up top that reads “Heroes Work Here” (+ an apostrophe for “work of”, too)

I can understand how it might feel that way, but we’re not there yet. 😅

Hey now, fellow old person, no need to put me on blast there. 😝

Still, the real trick is getting it accomplished before security wonders why someone is taking a long minute w/ those bananas. 🤌🏼

Extra fun and super sneaky: a simple needle & thread, when threaded from one of the peel’s ribs/crests to the opposite(ish) one, and onto the next lower (~½" apart), working from one end to the other… will result in a sliced banana inside the peel w/o any sign of how except for tiny dots where the needle pierced the skin (and, they get lost in the browning blemishes pretty quickly)… 😜🤘🏼

The corpos don’t have any reason to change. 🥲

Corpo doesn’t like that, though. 😜

Thank you for using “loose” correctly. 🤩🖖🏼

they’re one of the most dangerous things you could voluntarily run on your PC.

This cannot be stressed enough.

If you have a PC that: 1. you only run games on, 2. have nothing at all on it otherwise, and 3. airgap the shit outta the whole thing, you’re still not safe. ☝🏼

Y’all do you, though. Do your research, vet all sources, and follow their instructions to the t. Good luck, fellow mariners! 😅

It’s no Half-Life 3, but I’ll take it for a spin. 🤪

Apologia much? 🤷🏽

Whenever I hear someone slopping that “adage” out, I silently note that they’ve no idea how many of the Apollo astronauts were able to return to Earth safely. (It rhymes with “female mathematicians”, btw.)

I believe the pterodactyl, like most (all?) dinos descended from aquatic life forms. Dunno, though.

A true visionary.

thafuq

Can we get one of those for president? Right now, ours is barely a wrongly-worded TACO squirt. ☝🏼

At first glance, I just assumed this was in Portland, and someone’d knitted it a li’l sweatervest 🥹🤗 Honestly, I clicked through to see how they got it into such a darling outfit 😜

DON’T PAIN OPEN INSIDE

Funny, that nearly tracks for the US, except it’d need to feed said homeless first. So far, it’s just pissing on us poors. No soup.