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  • wieson@feddit.orgtoMemes@lemmy.mlA new country in the world!
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    1 month ago

    This operation has the potential to better Ukraine’s strategic position greatly. Ukraine winning means the dying of civilians stops. Ukraine giving up would not have the same result.

    Did ww2 stop when Germany conquered Czechoslovakia? - No.

    Did ww2 stop when Germany conquered Poland? - No.

    Did ww2 stop when Germany conquered the Netherlands? - No.

    Did ww2 stop when Germany conquered Denmark? - No.

    Did ww2 stop when Germany conquered France? - No.

    Did ww2 stop when Germany conquered Norway? - No.

    Ww2 ended, when Nazi Germany was defeated.








  • Yeah, like a digital “ideal line” that the cars can follow.

    Maybe even a physical guiding line.

    We could even connect all the cars via WLAN (WiFi) to exchange info when they are braking and accelerating. That would increase efficiency.

    Maybe we could even connect them physically to have a stronger engine pulling more cars more efficiently.

    If we already have an ideal guiding line, we might actually save some asphalt and make the roads more optimised. Use different materials so the tyre particles don’t pollute as much.

    Ah, let’s just build a train.





  • In the first week, the Mormon airforce rises into the air and starts a carpet bombing campaign.

    Seemingly, the Amish are destroyed as there are no signs of fighting back. The Mormon missionaries move in to pacify the newly conquered territory. But all the towns are dead and empty.

    After two weeks of raising the Mormon flags everywhere, the top brass gets a notice: several Amish towns have sprung up in the hinterlands. Quickly the Mormon army rushes in but all they find are desolated settlements.

    General after general gets burn-out from this game of whack-a-mole. The Mormons want a fight but the pacifist Amish aren’t playing along. The Mormon youth gets dissatisfied with their rulers who called then into a war and are not delivering.

    On the other side of the curtain, the Amish are not allowed to fight back. They simply leave their homes and rebuild somewhere else, especially in places the Mormon army just left. But some amongst them are of the opinion that, although fighting is strictly prohibited, a few accident should be within the rules.

    So the numbers of unexplained explosions in the Mormon homeland start to rise. It’s just the beginning, but the methane tanks on the Amish dairy farms overfloweth.

    A Mormon officer suggests arming local cheese lords to get a hold of the situation. Wherever have we seen that before?




  • The secret is to never want to remove it.

    It’s easy to care for it, you can totally neglect it and it still thrives. When you think it’s grown to much, you cut it down, it springs right back. You can rip it out, as long as there’s a 5cm piece of root somewhere in the ground, it will be there again next year.

    I’ve ripped out many a bushel and gifted to friends and still have my own mint. I like it.