It’s sad, really. So much humanity just bought for a sum. So much offered with nothing expected in return. There’s always someone who will try to profit from stuff like that, and they’re always horrible, horrible people.

ore maybe they know sometihg

i don’t understand who arethe documetns?

it’s all just papperwork, right?

who makes the linews?

What makes a salad?

here, i have some lettuce. and - here - i have some carrots. let’s mix 'em!

salad?

and why is lettuse such a nessecary ingredient? i mean oh my it’s a leaf

WHO PUT ALL THESE VIENNA SAUSAGES ON MY FRETBOARD!!?

not a stupid question, and the answer is yes! potatoes are really resilient. you can reproduce them by cutting off and planting their ‘eyes’ (sorry, that’s the word for it - eww), and they also contain a ton of energy that lets them reach out like something from a nightmare.

i once forgot about a bag of potatoes i bought and left under the kitchen sink for a while. it was like a scene from a Cronenberg movie when i found it

Behold the Tuberphim!

you had me at “can’t grow potatoes”

Infinite eyes

reminds me of the super best friends speech from south park back in the day